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Ask the Reader: Your CoWorkers Have Turned Into Zombies… What Do You Do? {Poll}

23 Jul, 2009 by in CULTURE

Those noises you hear over the cubicle wall…? *munch*… not Sam eating his ham and cheese. Oh no. Dare you take a look?

You may think it’s an impossibility, but closed quarters and inadequate ventilation is a recipe for certain elements seeping into the nostril membranes, changing certain physiological elements of brain and bone matter, effectively rendering a person’s ability to discern between your skull-case and a chocolate bar… inactive. What do you do?

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