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One has to appreciate the ingenuity displayed by a recent gang of miscreants who used 3D printers to make ATM skimmers. For those of you who have never participated in larceny or watched much MTV the typical (shall we say, primitive?) method of creating skimmers is explained.

I know, you have a few Class III Vault doors already and probably regifted a couple last Christmas, but maybe this will give you a little appreciation for the amount of torching and hammering these massive doors can take.
Once again you’re trapped in a firefight between hundreds of mechanized sentient beings, with no route of escape that wouldn’t leave you riddled with the dawning of human extinction.


