‘robotics’

Morphing Hex Bot Rolls Into your Heart, Inspires Children

03 Apr, 2012 by in ROCKIN', TECH

It’s agreed. In scientific trials carried out in a family living room, 3 out of 3 children agree that this robot is cool. The Morphex is a six-legged, remotely-operated, servo-driven transforming ball-bot of beauty. From a standing (or walking) position it can contract and expand its legs or pull them completely in to form a sphere, propelling itself along a flat surface.
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Scream. Then Run. The Creepiest, Oversized Robot Baby Loves You.

18 Jan, 2010 by in TECH

I’ve been holding my breath in a muscle tensing fright for the past day, looking at the images below and imagining being curdled cradled by a skinless baby robot with the head the size of a large bear.

Seriously, if this thing crawled up to me, you would hear the highest pitch scream of your life come out of me as that enormous head gets booted at you. All arm flailing and creeping out aside, I hope whatever they are learning will allow them to construct a more customizable sizes of baby bot. I’m working on finding out more design details.

In the meantime, creep. yourself. out. oh, and I’d love to hear your captions for these.

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SMAAAASH! Power Armor Claw Will Explode Items From Inside Out

14 Sep, 2009 by in ROCKIN', TECH

It’s that intense chill of power you feel when you run screaming through a gypsum-board wall right before you throw-up and pass out from a mild concussion. If only you had implements of destruction better suited to your surly demeanor.

Christian Ristow has just what you’re looking for. A three-fingered claw. Made out of Aluminum. Powered with hydraulics. That looks freagin’ tough. Get your forearms in shape. You’re gonna look cool… and also have trouble eating a sandwich like a normal person… but cool nonetheless.

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Robots Will Have Scale-Covered Skin, Ride Crotch Rockets, Impend Doom

20 Jul, 2009 by in NEWS

There’s just no shortage of pre-apocalyptic robot news these days. We’ve learned the ways in which robots could potentially feed themselves.

If that’s possible, why shouldn’t they be equipped with a ‘self-learning mode’ for flawless pursuit upon a rippin’ rice burner? And if not that, then why shouldn’t they use frictional lifting patterns being studied in snakes to propel themselves quickly toward your main artery? I’m thinking tire armor, a grappling device and liquid nitrogen. Here’s the bleak outlook my friends.
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I Don’t Care, I’m Keeping My Distance From Robots Powered By the DEAD.

15 Jul, 2009 by in TECH

Ok, it’s just too much to take. As if robots partaking of live flesh wasn’t bad enough, now we have robots with the autonomous foresight to continue their steam-powered existence by means of consuming the DEAD.

Robotic Technologies Inc. is sending us out with the creation of a proper robot predator – the EATR. That doesn’t sound the least bit threatening now does it? You have some time to prepare yourself for what is to come though. This project is currently in the development phase, not the eating phase.

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It’s OK. Robots Will Attach To You; Force You To Draw Yourself {Video}

06 Jul, 2009 by in TECH

Son: But Ma, I can draw my own photo!
Ma: Nope son, you attach robo arm to you.
The last drawing you did of yourself was hideous and misrepresented. Besides, the robot captures your best features dear.

Thomas Ricker states it best, it’s “a device that snaps your photo and then forces you to draw your own face by dragging your bound hands around until the portrait is complete…too lazy to make the portrait itself.”
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Flesh-Eating Robots. That’s Not Scary At All.

30 Jun, 2009 by in TECH

I’m not saying that one day robots will eat and digest you for energy, but I am saying. Especially given the state of two minds that are creating carnivorous robots that run on the juices extracted from various pests and their materials.

This one grabs flies, mice or other small creatures, scrapes them into a microbial fuel cell vat of bacteria that breaks down the biological material into pure robot-loving energy. No word on if the vat removes the fibrous material or if it’s dishwasher safe.

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The MDS Robot: It’s So Dang Cute, But it Could Probably Tear Your Face Off

06 May, 2009 by in TECH

This is how it all ends, my friends. They pull us in with their human-like emotions and then crush our wills to live… and also maybe our faces.

The mechanical and overly productive counterparts of society, many are anxious to release upon civilization, has seen some intense development as of late, Recon bots and the amphibious sort, but nothing quite captures the heart like the subtle grimace of Nexi, the first MDS.

Here’s what to appreciate about the design, done mostly in SolidWorks… and some images to analyze for weak points.

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