Sound the alarm, tear through the foam-padded backing of your cubicle wall and peel the callouses from your hands power mouse users. You have mouse. WarMouse.
Finally available for mass consumption, the WarMouse Meta sports 18 programmable buttons, an analog joystick, a 5600-CPI laser sensor and 512k of memory. The price… $80. Oh and guess what? SolidWorks, AutoCAD, Photoshop, Firefox and Microsoft Office are all on the list of supported applications. This takes care of your day AND looks snazzy being swung above your head. Sweet.
Oh to have the power over time and SPACE. The folding and bending and rotating. You take that too lightly and you’ve suddenly destroyed three planetary systems and a shrimp boat off the coast of New Jersey. Take that down a few million notches and you have all the harnessed energy of 3D computational manipulation in the palm of your opposite and less dexterous hand with the 
